Posted by: erinbear99 | May 31, 2010

I HATE WITCHES!

I HATE WITCHES

by Erin Barnes, Age 10

Witches witches flying by the moon

I sit down and watch them zoom zoom zoom

I wish I could throw them in a pot of stew

And watch their ugly heads and lips turn blue

I want to pull out a BB gun

And watch them scream and run run run

I hate witches so so much

That I want to pull their hair and such

I want to steal their book of spells

And make everything they have have stinky smells

When they cook I will mix up all of their ingredients

To make them feel sick and to teach them obedience

I want to throw a bomb at their home

And put them on a ship and send them to Rome

Witches witches are buffoons

Flying flying by the moon

When they tumble and hurt their knee

I will laugh and say hee hee

I will sit and watch them cry

I’ll laugh and yell out die die die

My friend said every day one dies

If that is true who wants party pies ?

Witches witches flying by the moon

I bet I will get them soon

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Responses

  1. Nice one Erin. You must REALLY hate those witches. Love Mum xx

  2. Erin, I respect the effort you’ve used to create a work of poetry, but what you’ve posted would be considered discrimantory and mean-spirited to those of us who are Witches. However, I do understand that you may simply not have any knowledge about real-life, modern-day witches. Perhaps your parents are not familiar with modern-day witches and wiccans themselves.

    Witches are not mean, nor ugly, nor do they do bad things to people. They are practitioners of the ‘Old Ways’, meaning reglious practices from a time that pre-dates modern Christianity and emphasizes an adoration for nature and Mother Earth.

    You can follow the link, scroll down, and you and your Mum can watch the videos posted here about Witches– Part 1 and Part 2

    ladyamythyst.webs.com

    It’s been a pleasure meeting you. I love to write too, and I hope you keep on writing and creating!


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